{"id":325,"date":"2026-01-03T08:59:48","date_gmt":"2026-01-03T08:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/?p=325"},"modified":"2026-01-03T08:59:48","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T08:59:48","slug":"fucking-seriously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/2026\/01\/03\/fucking-seriously\/","title":{"rendered":"Fucking Seriously"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"924\" src=\"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-1024x924.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-326\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-1024x924.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-300x271.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-768x693.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And because I also live in America, if I&#8217;m lucky I work somewhere with A WHOLE FIVE DAYS A YEAR FOR PAID TIME OFF THAT ISN&#8217;T VACATION &#8211; AKA SICK TIME, AKA TIME TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.  five fucking days.  kid sick?  better hope it&#8217;s less than five days total a year.  You sick?  Better hope it&#8217;s also fitting into that 5 days a year.  Need to go to the doctor and the best time you can get has you leaving 4 hours early?  Beter fit into that fucking 40 hours a year.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BuT cApItAlIsM iS sO fUcKiNg AwEsOmE fuck you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And because I also live in America, if I&#8217;m lucky I work somewhere with A WHOLE FIVE DAYS A YEAR FOR PAID TIME OFF THAT ISN&#8217;T VACATION &#8211; AKA SICK TIME, AKA TIME TO GO TO THE DOCTOR. five fucking days. kid sick? better hope it&#8217;s less than five days total a year. You sick? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal","category-memes"],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":false,"thumbnail":false,"medium":false,"medium_large":false,"large":false,"1536x1536":false,"2048x2048":false},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"Ponderance","author_link":"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/author\/emptyhope_fldf5w\/"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"And because I also live in America, if I&#8217;m lucky I work somewhere with A WHOLE FIVE DAYS A YEAR FOR PAID TIME OFF THAT ISN&#8217;T VACATION &#8211; AKA SICK TIME, AKA TIME TO GO TO THE DOCTOR. five fucking days. kid sick? better hope it&#8217;s less than five days total a year. You sick?&hellip;","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":327,"href":"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions\/327"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emptyhope.com\/finality\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}